December 2011
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dear online diary no one reads
i’m in a pretty bad place right now. literally. it’s called dylan’s candy bar but it’s basically a living nightmare. let me refer you to this artfully constructed, bullshit photo. (yes, i’m scowling.)
that’s right. there’s now a bar in dylan’s candy bar. so mommy can put a little jingle in her bells while tammy stuffs her cheeks with chocolate...
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somes quotes that got me through exams
“i want to take a hot bath and reconsider some things.” -caroline, capturing the human condition as usual.
“i have also decided that should i ever write a book of essays, i’m going to title it ‘And Another Thing I hate…’” -carly.
“her overpopulation of my knife block.” -item #12 on a list of things my friend hates about her roommate.
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November 2011
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October 2011
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September 2011
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August 2011
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June 2011
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DC.
A city where people unselfconsciously tell you they’d rather live someplace else.
Welcome to the land of the one-year lease. The Zipcar. Furniture left on the curb. Capital Bikeshare. Multiple and competing goodbye-parties, on the same Saturday. A place where neighborhoods rebrand themselves with posters and coats of paint. Here, we build a transient happiness. Memory is thin, and change,...
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"The Woods are Full of Eager Interpreters."
We used to just be people. And let’s face it: our lives were sometimes boring. In unmediated reality, we gained weight, had pimples, and sometimes, spent weekends alone. There was a lot of second-guessing. Relationships ended. We psychologically dissected ourselves. Friends drifted in and out of our lives. And we changed constantly, and in private.
Now, there’s something better. We...
May 2011
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Welcome to my second home.
On the wall, you can see a poster of popular breakfast items available for purchase when you visit me. Old? Young? Hungover? Health-conscious? Worry not—there’s something here for you.
The Northeast Regional is an old and trusted friend. On it, I have listened to cell phone confessions about regretted hookups, sat in a single booth with a family of four and an...
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April 2011
4 posts
March 2011
4 posts
February 2011
14 posts
January 2011
19 posts
