December 2011
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dear online diary no one reads
i’m in a pretty bad place right now. literally. it’s called dylan’s candy bar but it’s basically a living nightmare. let me refer you to this artfully constructed, bullshit photo. (yes, i’m scowling.)
that’s right. there’s now a bar in dylan’s candy bar. so mommy can put a little jingle in her bells while tammy stuffs her cheeks with chocolate...
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somes quotes that got me through exams
“i want to take a hot bath and reconsider some things.” -caroline, capturing the human condition as usual.
“i have also decided that should i ever write a book of essays, i’m going to title it ‘And Another Thing I hate…’” -carly.
“her overpopulation of my knife block.” -item #12 on a list of things my friend hates about her roommate.
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