somes quotes that got me through exams
“i want to take a hot bath and reconsider some things.” -caroline, capturing the human condition as usual.
“i have also decided that should i ever write a book of essays, i’m going to title it ‘And Another Thing I hate…’” -carly.
“her overpopulation of my knife block.” -item #12 on a list of things my friend hates about her roommate.
“yes, this was the hot one who couldn’t guarantee monogamy or public affection.” -[redacted], out of respect for my friend’s dating life.
“then i stomped off and bought a triple peppermint mocha and told him he was rude (to which he replied, ‘so i’m rude because i don’t treat you like you’re The Law?’” -[redacted], out of respect for my friend’s marital life.
(photo= shit my coworkers bring for lunch. someone please feed this bagel.)
