Fri
Dec
23
dear online diary no one reads
i’m in a pretty bad place right now. literally. it’s called dylan’s candy bar but it’s basically a living nightmare. let me refer you to this artfully constructed, bullshit photo. (yes, i’m scowling.)
that’s right. there’s now a bar in dylan’s candy bar. so mommy can put a little jingle in her bells while tammy stuffs her cheeks with chocolate covered gummy bears. (incidentally, they’re delicious.)
ostensibly, i’m here to kill time before dinner, across the street. and by kill time i mean start two research papers. i think i’ve got writer’s block 2.0. i can only formulate sentences in the “notes” app on my iPhone. while crossing the street against the light.
merry christmas!
