is it socially acceptable to unselfconsciously roll into whole foods wearing pajamas? not in this neighborhood!
but truly, i don’t care.
as far as dysfunctional tendencies go, i’ve done worse today and it’s not even 10am. (see, e.g. ice cream consumed for breakfast.) the fact that i feel obliged to share these facts with an anonymous digital audience (consisting basically of myself, my sister, and carly) is a source of mild but not crippling embarrassment. with the benefit of time, reflection, and evidence homework, i will one day look back on these entries as a poignant record of postponed-adolescent existential something. i will then delete all records of this blog and use my newfound professional degree to sue tumblr in the event of noncompliance.
i am also not ashamed to admit my favorite quote of the hour comes from the “weddings/celebrations” section of the times: “I would have never in a million years imagined I would marry a lawyer. I’m an ethicist, for God’s sake.”
